Pig Quotes

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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston Churchill
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“Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!” — Davy Crockett

“The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.” — Martina Navratilova

“Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn’t hiss or boo me. — James Dean

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” — Andy Rooney

“Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust.” — Kenneth Rexroth

“I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter —” — J.K. Rowling (Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows [Harry Potter Book #7])

"What men call social virtue, good fellowship, is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a litter, which lie close together to keep each other warm." -- Henry David Thoreau
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“Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.” — Irish Proverb

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” — George Orwell (Animal Farm)

“I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” — Cyrus Ching

“It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.” — Quentin Crisp

"You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig." -- Barack Obama
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“Pigs are not that dirty. And they’re smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.” — Shelly Duvall

“Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.” — Ambrose Bierce

“You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.” — William J. Clinton

“Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?” — Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything." -- Tim Allen
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“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.” — Robert A. Heinlein

“I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn’t make any money.” — Willie Nelson

“After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?” — L.M. Montgomery

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