Cat and Dog Quotes

"A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat." -- George Mikes
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“You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.” — George Mikes (“How to be Decadent)

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” — Jeff Valdez

“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”

“Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you.” — Mary Bly

“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” — Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke Bruce
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“If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” — Mark Twain

“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”

“You own a dog but you feed a cat.” — Jenny de Vries

Looking for gift messages for dog lovers? Check out our Dog Quotes post. Or, read our Cat Quotes for Cat Lovers post for all things feline.

Shop Kyle Design to have cats and dogs quotes engraved on unique gifts with pets – cat silhouettes, kitten, chihuahua, poodle, dachshund, and more.

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