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"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."
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“Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.”

“They say one of a baby’s first non-verbal forms communication is pointing.
Clicking must be somewhere just after that.
Foolproof systems don’t take into account the ingenuity of fools.”
— Gene Brown

“Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?”

“Relax, it’s only ONES and ZEROS!”

“See daddy? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.”

“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.”

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“The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.”

“Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.”

“Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.”

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“Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.”

“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.”

“Better to be a geek than an idiot.”

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” — Pablo Picasso

“Unix is computer-scientology, not computer science.” — Dave Mankins

“If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.” — Scott Adams

“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.” — Doug Larson

“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. — Clifford Stoll

“User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.'” — Dave Barry

“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.” — Joseph Campbell

“Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.” — Dave Barry

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” — Mitch Ratcliffe

“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.” — Jeff Pesis

“It’s not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy. Computers have to become human-literate.” — Nicholas P. Negroponte

“There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.” — J.H Goldfuss

“Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.”

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -- Emo Philips
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“Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.” — John F. Kennedy

“Home is where you hang your @.”

“Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.” — Doug Gwyn

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