Drinking Quotes

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"I am awake, I might as well be drinking." -- Dan Thompson

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” — Mark Twain

“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” — Mark Twain

“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” — Homer Simpson

“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” — Ogden Nash

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” — Humphrey Bogart

"One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough." -- James Thurber

“Why don’t you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?” — Robert Benchley

“I drink to make other people interesting.” — George Jean Nathan

I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I’m under the table.
Four I’m under the host!
— Dorothy Parker

“Sla¡nte” – Common drinking toast in Ireland, Scotland and the Isle of Man that translates as “health”.

“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” — Steve Allen

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." -- Frank Sinatra

“I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on.” — Oscar Levant

“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, “I’m thirsty, not dirty”.” — Joe E. Lewis

“I drink no more than a sponge.”
— Francis Rabelais

“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.” — Lord Byron

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“Drink to me.” — Pablo Picasso’s last words

“One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.” — Edward Burke

“I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.” — George Gobel

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” — Dudley Moore

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -- Henry Youngman

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
— W.C. Fields

“I like my whisky old and my women young.”
— Errol Flynn

“Here’s to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!”
— Irish Saying

“Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.”

“Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.” — Beau “Pappy” Maverick, Maverick

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway

“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.”

“Wine is bottled poetry.” — Robert Louis Stevenson

“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.”

"Draft beer, not people."

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” — Dave Barry

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” — Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”  — W.C. Fields

“I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.” — Oscar Levant

"This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought." -- Samuel Johnson

“Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.” — Samuel Johnson

“Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.” — Ovid

“They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.” — Scottish Proverb

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” — Winston Churchill

“Life’s a waste of time, time’s a waste of life so let’s all get wasted and have the time of our life.”

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“Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.” — Phyllis Diller

“If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.” — P.J. O’Rourke

“Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.” — Ambrose Bierce

“Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.” — Mark Twain

“If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice. The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosity.” — Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.” — George Gobel

“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” — Lady Astor

“I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.” — Thomas Jackson

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Frank Sinatra

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.” — Robert Benchley

“You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party.” — Drew Navikas

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." -- Dean Martin

“No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness – or so good as drink.” — Lord Chesterton

“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.” — Jean Kerr

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